Tuesday, March 31, 2009

50 Reasons No One Wants to Publish Your First Book

Definitely funny. Kinda rsiqué. Lots of fun by Allan Mott:

1. Being innovative doesn’t justify writing a Civil War epic entirely in texting slang and emoticons: “ts u hor! i dnt gv dam :< !”

2. There’s this thing called punctuation. You might want to look into it.

3. They’re afraid your author’s photo is going to alienate readers. That’s right, dude: You’re too ugly for literature.

4. Where are the vampires?

5. No, seriously, where are the vampires?


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1 comment:

Panic Attack said...

This is hilarious - That’s right, dude: You’re too ugly for literature. Thanks for the laugh!