Thursday, July 01, 2010

2010 Bulwer-Lytton Award for bad fiction

I look forward to these every year. Always a treat:

The winner by Molly Ringle:
"For the first month of Ricardo and Felicity's affair, they greeted one another at every stolen rendezvous with a kiss--a lengthy, ravenous kiss, Ricardo lapping and sucking at Felicity's mouth as if she were a giant cage-mounted water bottle and he were the world's thirstiest gerbil."
Many more in numerous categories at the link.

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